BRING IN THE SD!

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BRING IN THE SD! 

(in the cavern were two demons, a grade 1D, and a grade -3D; and then a SD Agent [spirit of division])

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  Who is this stupid, little imp?  Why is the little puke even here?

·         (-3D) [whining tone]  Sorry, sir.  But, he is the one who reported the alarm.  He twittered in here yesterday squeaking about “Him” planning on a trip to Bethany to see his friends.  He said a level-4 alarm went off on his monitor.

·         (1D) [squeaky mouse-like voice]  Y-y-yes, sir.  I have been watching the sisters.  I was assigned to them last week.  Real B-b-babes?!  Looking for an opportunity to twist up Je…, sorry, I mean “Him” with the two daughters of Eve!!

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  Silence!  You idiot.  And, NEVER mention his name, you moron.  Do you want Lord Lucifer to boil you alive in your own piss?  The woman-thing will never work with “Him” anyways.  But, there may be another way … let me tell you about what I did with David and Saul!  Hahaha!  (their book says “an evil spirit” entered Saul; who do you think that was?!)  And, I was there with the first two brothers, Cain and Abel.  (Got a swastika branded onto my face for doing that one! Agh.)  Then there’s Jacob and Esau.  Joseph and all his brothers! (that one kinda backfired; never you mind.)  When you need Hell to break loose, call the SD agents – we specialize in division – body and soul, them and “Him”!  We are the “Spirits of Division”! poorah!

·         (-3D) [whining tone]  Sir, that is why I called you.  I know your kind can use this pair for another purpose.

·         (1D) [squeaky mouse-like voice]  S-s-sir, how does that work?   W-w-what would you do?

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  It’s beneath you, but, maybe -3D can learn something.  Really, it is simple – it’s plots, precursors, and products.  We plot to sow division by sowing seeds of discord.  These seeds are the precursors  -- grumbling, competitiveness, arrogance, judging.  On these building-blocks we can produce havoc!  It turns into a feeding frenzy like crows on a downed flock member.  Have you ever watched those black birds eat one of their own?!  And the sons of Adam are no better than animals.  They will bite and devour one another, once we get them blood-thirsting.  And, then the end Product is lost focus, damaged relationships, destruction of “His” work.  Hahaha!

·         (-3D) [whining tone]  Ingenious, Sir!  I knew you SD’s were the elite.

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  Good call, for a demon only grade -3D!  Next time I go downstairs, I’ll put in a bad word for you to get a demotion.

·         (-3D) [whining tone]  Thank you, Sir. Maybe one day I can even be a SD?! Sir?

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  Hahaha!  You make me laugh!  But, stay focused.  Where’s the little puke?

·         (1D) [squeaky mouse-like voice]  H-h-here I am, Sir.  B-b-behind this rock.

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  Get over here!  But, be afraid!  I have not had lunch yet.

·         (1D) [squeaky mouse-like voice]  Y-y-yes Sir.  W-w-what can I do for you, Sir?

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  Hahaha!  Probably nothing.  But, tell me what you know about these sisters.

·         (1D) [squeaky mouse-like voice]  Mary and Martha are their names.  Single babes.  Live in Bethany.  Brother’s name is Lazarus…

·         (SD) [LOUD, guttural growl]  “Lazarus!  Damn!  He is the one we let get away!!  Augh!  They are friends with “Him”!  This calls for full SD Department protocol.

·         (-3D) [whining tone]  That’s why I called for you, Sir.

·         (SD) [guttural growl]  Don’t flatter yourself, you brown-nose sucker.  Hahaha!  I’ll take it from here.  I need to go downstairs!

·         (LL) [deep roar]  Who dares disturb me?  Oh, an SD.  What in the Hell do you want?  Hahaha!

·         (SD) [subdued, guttural growl]  Lord Lucifer, bad news.  The sisters of Lazarus are meeting with “Him”.

·         (LL) [deep roar]  Hahaha!  Now is our chance to unravel this package.  Spirit of Division, get the Hell out of here.  You know what to do.  Drive a wedge in their hearts.  NEMA!

·         (Martha) [angry and impatiently]  Lord, do you not see?  Do you not care?  Tell Mary to help me!

·         (LL) [deep roar]  The SD has them going now!  Just listen to her – distracted, discouraged, defensive, disapproving, doubting – she sees “Him” for what he really is – insensitive and unfair and selfish!  Not too bad!

·         (all of Hell)  [hellacious cackle] Hahaha!  She is a little bitch!  In “His” face!  Watch what “He” does next!

·         (Jesus) [calmly and kindly]  Martha, Martha.  None of this matters.  Mary has chosen the best.  Relax, I will get this.  Remember the 5,000?!

·         (LL) [LOUD, deep roar]  Damn “Him”!  “He” has slipped our noose, again.  “His” compassion, humility, and patience … Such a fool!