Friday, October 26, 2012

HOT TUB DEATH


HOT TUB DEATH

Help!  I need get some direction, and to make confession – while traveling recently, I stopped at a nice motel.  I checked in, unpacked, and went to the hotel spa.  The next morning, I ate my complimentary breakfast, and left with a second refill on my morning coffee.

          Now, back to the spa – there were a couple of hot tubs and adjoining saunas.  In the occupied tub were two, hot blondes, deep into each other and relaxed to the point of being asleep, seemingly.  I walked over to the empty tub, trying not to gawk in their direction, and dropped my bathrobe before stepping into the warm water.  But, the water was not warm!  It felt like it was 150 degrees, at least.  I retreated to my robe, and quietly exited.

Now the hard part – I heard on the news that two girls were found in that same hotel, dead in the spa, overcome with heat exhaustion.  What should I have done?!  When I put my foot in that water, I wondered how in the world they could not think that it was too hot.  Maybe they just sat there and got used to it?  But, it evidently sapped the life out of them.  They were smiling, and sipping something, and, they were nearly sauced.  Should I have said something?



NOT.  Just a retelling of the old frog-in-the-pot story.  Who among us would not, at the very least, call out to the two dopes and see if they would respond?  And, if not, then anyone would call 911 and/or hotel security.

I can remember when TV couples, such as Ward and June, the Cleavers, had separate, twin beds; and they wore pj’s and robes.  The “new normal” for “partners” is a single mother, with two male-lovers (read - homo’s) for the father (sperm donors) of her child?!  And, we watch such?!  Our grandparents would have boycotted the network, at best.  At worst, they would have acted like today’s liberal left.  Us, enlightened, 21st-century moderns?  Somewhere between “don’t ask, don’t tell” and “that’s not for me, but …”

Where are we going?  IMHO, we are on the highway to Hell.  To quote the messianic prophet, “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!”  (Isa.5:20)  Can you say, “rationalize, justify, excuse, compromise, conform …”?  Whatever happened to “choose, stand, separate …”, and “reprove, rebuke, admonish …”?

The temp is rising; and, that is the “global warming” that really should be so alarming.

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