PIG PEN
PERFUME
“Dad. We’ve driven all morning. Let’s stop and get some lunch. Stop at the next exit and see if there’s a
diner. Look. There’s a nice sandwich deli. Just pull in.”
“O.K. Looks nice enough. You ever been here before? Close to where you mentioned …never mind?”
“No – and yes. Let’s just go in and sit down and order. I’m starving!”

“Yeah. I smelled it.
Brought back some bad memories.
Let’s just order. Hand me a menu,
please, Dad.”
“Hmm. Let’s see.
I think I’ll have a sweet tea, and a Reuben – beef brisket, kraut, dressing,
on kosher rye! What about you?”
“Dad. I know better. But, I’m thinking BLT … or ham-and-cheese?!”
“Levi! Oy vey!
What’s “goiim” on under your yamaka?
What’s gotten into you?”
“Very
funny. Sorry, Papa. You know … some of these folks actually enjoy
that smell?! It’s good to be home. Ma’am, I’ll have the lamb chop special!”
(moral – the
pull of pungent pork poop is powerful, persistent, pernicious.)
2 Peter 2
(NIV)